Greeting Earthlings!
I want to talk about one of the most lowly, un-fullfilling forms of existence known to modern man.
I am of course talking about the fast food job. Be it Mc Donald’s, Burger King, Wendy’s Taco Bell,
Pizza Hut, Arby’s, Green Burrito, Carl’s Junior, or KFC, these jobs require the person working them
to humble themselves, perform un-savory duties, wear ill-fitting un-attractive uniforms, and put up
with superiors that are most likely their mental and emotional inferiors.
To address this state of affairs and possibly offer some relief from the stress of people who find themselves
in a situation such as the one described above, I have written and recorded an anthem of sorts – “Bucket Man”.
I sincerely hope some of you get at least a smile out of this !
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(lyrics follow – © 2012 BMI)
Bucket Man
Music & Lyrics by Tommy Von
BMI artist # 872451
I am your servant, every stinkin’ day
I wear a painted smile for you
It’s getting late, near closing time
And now here’s what I am to you
Bucket man, fuck it, man
Bucket man, suck it, man
On hands and knees, this is what you want
Kissin’ ass obeying rules
And as you’re cumming on yourself
I’m mopping up after you
Bucket man, fuck it, man
Bucket man, suck it, man
Vampire Woe 